The Best Cool Jokes Ever

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihLeS4OhjgxUeHxFps86Hlkdb2Q7y-j-VaZbcrPviSqXqtgFVf1ggKWFOYlXf9i7cJJZyPcPw88NCzYFU1yRo2QYiLrZ6HdXm5jh7nnSvvkmgY1ir5Ja07tnq4IEFrc890EZlhNOi0mA8/s1600/11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihLeS4OhjgxUeHxFps86Hlkdb2Q7y-j-VaZbcrPviSqXqtgFVf1ggKWFOYlXf9i7cJJZyPcPw88NCzYFU1yRo2QYiLrZ6HdXm5jh7nnSvvkmgY1ir5Ja07tnq4IEFrc890EZlhNOi0mA8/s320/11.jpg" width="297" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"></div><ul><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">There was this little girl who said to her teacher, "Miss, I wish I'd been alive 2,000 years ago."</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     Her teacher asked, "Really Rosy? Why's that?"</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>  The girl replied, "There would have been so much less history to learn."<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A college boy said to his mother, "I have decided to take to politics after my studies and to clean up the mess in the world."</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     His mother reacted to his proposition and said, "That's very nice. You can go upstairs and start with your room."<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Husband: "That damned wife of mine is a liar!"</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>Friend: "How do you know?"</i></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>Husband: "Because she said she spent the night with Leena."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>Friend: "So?"</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>Husband: "But I spent the night with Leena!"<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">John got a call at the office from his wife. "Tell me my dear," she asked, "Wednesday is our fifteenth wedding anniversary..</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     "What special present do you want from your loving wife?"</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     John replied, "You mean I can ask for anything?"</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     "You can ask for anything."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     John asked, "How about 5 minutes of silence."<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">"There's mutual feeling between my wife and me."</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     "That's nice."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     "No, it's not."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     He replied, "We hate each other."<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Father: "I see you got a 'D' for conduct but an 'A' for courtesy. How is that possible?"</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>Son: "Whenever I kick someone, I apologise."<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A small girl was told she needed an X-ray. When she came out of the X-ray room, she told her mother, "They took a picture of my bones."</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     "Yes, dear," replied the mother. "Did everything go alright?"</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     The small replied, "Sure." "It was amazing. I didn't even have to take my skin off."<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">In a party a woman was requested by the organisers to sing. After she sang, she proudly announced that she had spent $25,000 to learn music.</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     "I want you to meet my brother," interjected a guest.</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     "Is he a critic or an agent?" asked the singer.</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     The man replied "Neither," "He is a lawyer. He'll get your money back."<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A woman was noted for her bargaining skills particularly with vegetable vendors. She would never buy anything without reducing the quoted price.</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     One day she asked her son studying in the second standard, "How much is 2 x 2=?"</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     The boy replied, "Six."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>   "Son, you ought to learn your tables better. The answer is four."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>    The boy said triumphantly, "I know it is 4. But if I say six you will bring it down to four."<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Mom: "You have been fighting again and lost two of your front teeth."</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>Son: "No, I have not lost them."</i></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     "What do you mean? Two of your front teeth are missing."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     The boy unhesitatingly proved his point that he had not lost his teeth.</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     The boy replied, "The teeth are not missing. I have got them in my pocket."<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">A famous boxer had to use the washroom attached to the waiting room at the railway station and fearing his overcoat might be stolen, he attached a ticket to it before hanging it on a peg in the waiting room.</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     The ticket read: "Owned by a famou<b>s Boxer </b>who will be back in 5 minutes."</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     When he returned for his overcoat a little later, all he found was a ticket which read...</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     "Taken by a <b>Champion Sprinter</b>, who won't return."<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">The salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "The customer is going to return here pretty mad," he predicted to his boss.</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     "Shall I give him his money back?"</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     The boss shouted at him and said "Money back?" roared the boss.</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>     "What kind of salesman are you? Go out there and sell him a motor boat."<br /><br /></i></div></i></span></li><li><div style="text-align: justify;"><i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">In a co-education college a boy and a girl fell in love and decided to marry. The boy was doing his doctoral research and the girl her masters degree.</span></i></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large; font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><i><div style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">     One day the boy spiritedly told his girl..."Darling when I complete my degree, will you call me <b>Doctor</b>?"</span></i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">     The replied promptly "Of course. But when I finish my degree, you must call me '<b>Master</b>'."<br /></span></i><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvmseVsWYmnYhua7fzhDVFTrWBzlY4tyaLhJQMXxfG7wKHyUg3mkCJzWpEswjQp5hbzg2fkNe0jXLM-GJirScI-zBtgq88IyujPfXRoQM0mToIh14U5_cU-ZYAb2q6ytoL7yG-DnKGhpw/s1600/2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvmseVsWYmnYhua7fzhDVFTrWBzlY4tyaLhJQMXxfG7wKHyUg3mkCJzWpEswjQp5hbzg2fkNe0jXLM-GJirScI-zBtgq88IyujPfXRoQM0mToIh14U5_cU-ZYAb2q6ytoL7yG-DnKGhpw/s320/2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></i></div></div></i></span></li></ul></div>

The Best Cool Jokes Ever

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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIfw_lVWpQUNAeteKDEclLjRg68Iq7EYg6sJ-mxxxB66iCyBItTjh80bbYwf4O8e_D2svkeen_1saQnggh2SpfzeSilDbgkH9GqeQe2lBeFwDMv_6WPYU9O0VOlhstkUbYvLZ3DfKcRg0/s1600/I+guess+i+just+woke+up+this+morning+and+decided....I+didn't+want+to+be+chicken+anymore.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="351" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIfw_lVWpQUNAeteKDEclLjRg68Iq7EYg6sJ-mxxxB66iCyBItTjh80bbYwf4O8e_D2svkeen_1saQnggh2SpfzeSilDbgkH9GqeQe2lBeFwDMv_6WPYU9O0VOlhstkUbYvLZ3DfKcRg0/s400/I+guess+i+just+woke+up+this+morning+and+decided....I+didn't+want+to+be+chicken+anymore.gif" width="400" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i>"I guess I just woke up this morning and decided..<br />I didn't want to be chicken anymore"</i></b> </td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>1. A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste </i></b></span><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero </span></i></b><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">as he could not run carrying his own weight. </span></i></b><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">Result: He was caught.</span></i></b></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him </i></b></span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>to show his father atleast from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes </i></b></span><b><i><span style="font-size: large;">on the next tree.</span></i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>2. I joined a new office. The Branch Manager told a few boring jokes but to my surprise, all my colleagues laughed.</i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>After coming out of the cabin, I pulled out my colleague and asked him </i></b></span><b><i>as to why they were laughing for useless jokes. He replied, "if you don't laugh, he will think that we have not understood the joke and repeat the same joke again and again!"</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i></i></b> <div style="display: inline !important; text-align: justify;"><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>3. A fat Officer went to a consultancy for reducing his weight. He was asked to go to a room with an advice that if he could chase a young beautiful girl and touch her, he could marry her.</i></b></span></i></b></div><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><b><i>Everyday, he tried to chase and touch her. After 30 days, he reduced his weight considerably. On 31st day, he came with a determination to catch hold of her.</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><b><i>But to his surprise, he was asked to go to another room. This time,</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>they said that another fat lady would chase him and if she touches</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>him, she will marry him. This time, he had to run all the more...</i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i></i></b> <div style="display: inline !important; text-align: justify;"><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>4. My uncle was celebrating his 60th day celebration. Due to emotional prayers of the gathering, an angel appeared and granted a wish each to </i></b></span><b><i><span style="font-size: large;">my uncle and aunt.</span></i></b></i></b></div><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><b><i>First, my aunt said that she had not visited any foreign country and hence, she wanted tickets to tour through out the world. The angel waved her kerchief and immediately my aunt's hands were filled with airline tickets.</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><b><i>Then my uncle said "My wife should become 30 years younger to me..."</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>The angel waved her kerchief on my uncle and immediately, he became </i></b></span><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-size: large;">90 years old.</span></i></b></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i></i></b> <div style="display: inline !important; text-align: justify;"><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>5. A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around </i></b></span><b><i><span style="font-size: large;">the cheeks.</span></i></b></i></b></div><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><b><i>"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>from a nearby drawer, "Just place this between your cheek and gum."</i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><b><i>The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><b><i>"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i></i></b> <div style="display: inline !important; text-align: justify;"><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: x-large;"><i><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>6. A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter Unclad on the bed with a Romance-Machine. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The </i></b></span><b><i><span style="font-size: large;">daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."</span></i></b></i></b></div><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming </i></b></span><b><i>sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found </i></b><b><i>his daughter Unclad on a sofa with her Romance-Machine. "What are doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><b><i>A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room she found her husband watching television with the Romance-Machine buzzing away beside him. "What are doing?" she asked. He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i></i></b> <div style="display: inline !important; text-align: justify;"><b style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><i><b><i><span style="font-size: large;">7. A woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her Husband died.</span></i></b></i></b></div><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><b><i>But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children.</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><b><i>Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span><br /><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><br /></i></b></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i><b><i>One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."</i></b></i></b></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b><i> </i></b></span></div>

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