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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIfw_lVWpQUNAeteKDEclLjRg68Iq7EYg6sJ-mxxxB66iCyBItTjh80bbYwf4O8e_D2svkeen_1saQnggh2SpfzeSilDbgkH9GqeQe2lBeFwDMv_6WPYU9O0VOlhstkUbYvLZ3DfKcRg0/s1600/I+guess+i+just+woke+up+this+morning+and+decided....I+didn't+want+to+be+chicken+anymore.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="351" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIfw_lVWpQUNAeteKDEclLjRg68Iq7EYg6sJ-mxxxB66iCyBItTjh80bbYwf4O8e_D2svkeen_1saQnggh2SpfzeSilDbgkH9GqeQe2lBeFwDMv_6WPYU9O0VOlhstkUbYvLZ3DfKcRg0/s400/I+guess+i+just+woke+up+this+morning+and+decided....I+didn't+want+to+be+chicken+anymore.gif" width="400" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"I guess I just woke up this morning and decided.. I didn't want to be chicken anymore" </td></tr></tbody></table> <div style="text-align: justify;">1. A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father atleast from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">2. I joined a new office. The Branch Manager told a few boring jokes but to my surprise, all my colleagues laughed.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">After coming out of the cabin, I pulled out my colleague and asked him as to why they were laughing for useless jokes. He replied, "if you don't laugh, he will think that we have not understood the joke and repeat the same joke again and again!"</div> <div style="display: inline !important; text-align: justify;">3. A fat Officer went to a consultancy for reducing his weight. He was asked to go to a room with an advice that if he could chase a young beautiful girl and touch her, he could marry her.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">Everyday, he tried to chase and touch her. After 30 days, he reduced his weight considerably. On 31st day, he came with a determination to catch hold of her.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">But to his surprise, he was asked to go to another room. This time,</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">they said that another fat lady would chase him and if she touches</div><div style="text-align: justify;">him, she will marry him. This time, he had to run all the more...</div> <div style="display: inline !important; text-align: justify;">4. My uncle was celebrating his 60th day celebration. Due to emotional prayers of the gathering, an angel appeared and granted a wish each to my uncle and aunt.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">First, my aunt said that she had not visited any foreign country and hence, she wanted tickets to tour through out the world. The angel waved her kerchief and immediately my aunt's hands were filled with airline tickets.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">Then my uncle said "My wife should become 30 years younger to me..."</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">The angel waved her kerchief on my uncle and immediately, he became 90 years old.</div> <div style="display: inline !important; text-align: justify;">5. A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">from a nearby drawer, "Just place this between your cheek and gum."</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."</div> <div style="display: inline !important; text-align: justify;">6. A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter Unclad on the bed with a Romance-Machine. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter Unclad on a sofa with her Romance-Machine. "What are doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room she found her husband watching television with the Romance-Machine buzzing away beside him. "What are doing?" she asked. He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."</div> <div style="display: inline !important; text-align: justify;">7. A woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her Husband died.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children.</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."</div> <div style="text-align: justify;">One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."</div> </div>

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